• Manga Junky
  • Hikaru no Go
  • Fruit Basket
  • Count Cain
  • DNAngel
  • Card Captor Sakura
  • Revolutionary Girl Utena
  • Trigun
  • Innuyasha
  • Detective Conan
  • Kodoma no Omocha
  • Tokyo Babylon
  • Ranma 1/2
  • Please Save My Earth
• Web Comic Script Hack
• Delusional Fanfic Author
• Clan Toreador Apostate
• Founder and Dictator for Life Emmeritus of Utah's Largest Anime Club (weird but true)
• Misanthropic Drain on Society
• Friend of P-chan

So, on the list of big disappointments in my life, we will now all add the movie "Dogma."

Yes, I know I'm a little behind the parade on this movie, but I just barely saw it for the first time this weekend when it was on Comedy Central. I was prepared to be scandalized, shocked, offended, grossed out, or morally outraged. Instead, I was just plain bored. It's a boring boring boring movie. Just plain uninteresting.

And no, it's not because it was too deep and I didn't 'get' it. Thanks for your concern, Daniels of the world. The script was okay, I guess, but the whole thing was poorly executed.

Any movie featuring Salma Hayak, George Carlin, Janeane Garafolo, Alan! Rickman! and Chris Rock with a special appearance by BEN AFFLECK as the EVIL WINGED BISHONEN has NO right to be as boring as this movie was.

And yet, I kept watching it.